*** after segun’s call*****
Bimpe: dammie, what is all this now?, how do I
leave here now, your friend went home to bring
money only for him to call that his house was
robbed.
ME: I’m amazed too, infact, I don’t know what to
do and I don’t know anybody else who can
borrow me this money.
BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the
time now, its 11:52am already. I must leave
here
ooooooooo.
Find something to
do ooooo,
****she
started bahaving
funny******
ME: what do u
suggest that I
should do now?.
BIMPE: I don’t
know ooooo. Just
think of how
you will get Tfare
for me that will
take me to
PHC. Maybe you
should call uncle
segun back
and beg him to
refund that 5k, I will sort out how
to get home myself.
ME: I’m not sure if segun will refund the money,
but I think of something. Why not beg your
cousin to borrow you the money. And when I
send it to your account, you will refund back to
him
BIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy and
that we fought before my departure. Infact,
when
I went there to pick my school iD card, I gave
him
the best insults of his life. Dear, can you imagine
what he said when I got there?
ME: what dear?
BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetch water
from the well at the 5th house away from his
house after he refused to give me money.
ME: but na waoo, that your cousin no dey try
oooo. I wish to know him sha
BIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help me
find means to reach PHC. Call uncle segun and
beg him
ME: ok.
…..I picked my phone and dial sege’s number
and
placed it on
speaker.
ME: sege, how far na, abeg help me with that 5k,
my babe dey cry here and he wan comot today.
SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief the
one
wey I get for house so this 5k na the last thing
on me.
ME: abeg help me now.
SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk to him, I
will get back to you..and he hanged up.
….I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGE is
up to another drama.. After 2minutes, segun
called back.
SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fit try
help u make u come meet am, but him talk say I
must dey there as guarantor incase of wahala.
ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?
SEGE: come meet me for house and we go go
together go meet akin. Hope money for bike
dey
your hand oooo, I no go pay for any bike oooo.
Akin talk say him fit help you 10k.
ME: thanks, I will be on my way. I hanged up
I opened my wallet and found out that I had
just
200naira inside. I turned to bimpe.
ME: baby, there is another problem,
BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, go
and meet the so call akin now and get the
money
for me to leave here, its 12:09 already now
ME: I have just 200naira with me and if I should
calculate the fare from my house to segun’s
house and from segun’s house to akin’s house, I
will spend 600naira since segun is going with
me.
BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500naira with me
and add it to the 200naira with you. Pls be fast
and hurry up.
ME: ok ****i collected the 500naira, dashed out
of the house, stopped a 50naira bike and went
to
meet sege……………………….
On reaching segun’s house.
Me: sege how far
sege: mr maga. How u dey?
Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who is
akin that u are talking about?.
Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama i dey
act?.
Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining
500naira wey she hold.
Sege: confirm. Ur head don dey work. How u
take
do am?
Me: i tell her say i no get tfare take come ur
place, she give me the 5hundred.
Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain 4,500
be that.
Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home.
Sege: u dey craze. So, u wan go give her the
money abi?
Me: i just hold am. But to be serious, i dey pity
bimpe sha
sege: u be mumu. She pity u wen she collect ur
money go fuck person for free at ijoka?
Me: but she get test tomorrow na.
Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind say
“magacology” na bad elective.
Me: wetin i go come do next?,
sege: leave this money with me, dey go house
go
meet ur babe. Tell her say akin no see his atm
card make she wait till 2maro wen u go enter
bank go settle ur debit palava. Update me on
whatsapp any development
Me: ok
**i left segun’s house, stopped a bike an went
home straight.**
Me: sweetheart, helo
bimpe: dear, its unfair oo. U left since morning
knowing that i will travel
me: so sorry dear.
Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pm
already,
let me start going.
Me:***i broke the bad news as directed by
segun.
Bimpe was sad, frown and started ranting. She
picked her box
and bag.
Me: dear, pls wait till 2moro, i go to bank to
settle the atm debit and give u the money.
Bimpe: i hav test tomorow, i cant wait. Let me
go
to my cousin and beg him again hopefully he
can
help me.
Me: but why are u going with your loads.
Bimpe: i dont have much time, if i can get the
money, i will leave from there, but if i cant, i will
return here to sleep.
Bimpe picked her loads and left at 1:20pm.
Immediately after she left, her number wasn’t
reachable again. I said to my self, “chaiii,
thunder
fire segun and bimpe o. So i no go yansh this girl
this nite”.
I opened her facebook account but no recent
chat. I updated segun on whatsapp and he told
me to lock up that bimpe is gone. So i zero my
mind that she has left akure and that i paid
4,500
for one round of sex.
Up till 8pm, her number isn’t reachable, i
dropped
my fone and slept off. At about 9:40pm, i heard
a
knock on my window. I asked “who is that?”. Its
me bimpe, come and open the entrance door
for
me, the voice replied.
I jumped up, my dick suddenly got erect as i
was
heading towards the door and said to myself,
let
the fucking begiiiiiiinnnnnn…………..
